The Randomness: Slowin it Down

Things are SLOW right now. I’ve yet to talk to neighbor at any length although after spending three straight days in the house I came out to my car only to peel tape and the corners of a sheet of paper off my window. I didn’t have any new dents so I can only suspect that he left me a lil note and saw it still there after some length of time and took it off. Or maybe one of the bad behind lil kids in my complex peeled it off before I could get to it. In any event, I called twice, got no answer, left no message and that’s that. I’m officially no longer interested. Its not because of anything he did or didn’t do, I’m just no longer interested in getting to know him.

I think I’ve finally gotten to a point where I want to close my yahoo and match.com accounts. I’m sure I’ve mentioned this before, but I’ve never followed through. I’m just so over the whole online dating thing. I did get a note from a REALLY cute white guy that I would have loved to start chatting with, but he left me his email and those bastids at Yahoo blanked it out. For no particular reason, I’ve never dated a white guy before and he was the first one to hit me up that wasn’t creepy, old, or just flat out not my type. Oh well I guess it wasn’t meant to be. I got another note from a cutie who gave me his yahoo IM, but I was annoyed by the fact that he Typed An Entire Paragraph Like This. Actually He Typed Two Like This. Who Does That? And after doing it, I’m even more annoyed because it’s a lot of work to type this badly lol.

I think I’m in a funk or I’m at the point where my singleness has become EXTREMELY comfortable. It’s not that I don’t want to be bothered or anything, I’m just chillin. Maybe I’ll hit up Mr. Types Like This in a week or two lol.

I had the urge to text Batman last night. Not for anything of substance but because I was watching the funniest show on earth, The Office, and since I put him onto it, I was wondering if he was watching it too. It was way to funny and I needed to know if anyone was laughing as hard as I was. Then I thought better of it and decided not to. I’d deleted his phone number about a week after seeing him and not hearing from him so I couldn’t do it anyway.

I realized the other day much to my delight that I am SOOOO OVER C!! I don’t miss him at ALL. I don’t even miss those few happy moments we shared. It feels SO GOOD.

I noticed I can be a bit of a meanie to guys I’m not feeling. I do it all in jest, but it comes from a very serious place. I mean it would probably be easier for me to tell dudes to get away instead of holding them at arms length and giving them attitude disguised as sarcasm, but I can’t seem to do that. And they seem to LOVE the attitude. Something is wrong with us all. I mean I really do seem to only value what I have to work for and I guess it’s the same for them. I can only think of maybe two guys I’ve dealt with that I didn’t have to work for and the feelings were mutual. Am I psycho or is this really something we all do?

The other day, I had an upset stomach and three different people asked me if I was pregnant...within the span of one hour. Apparently a woman can’t have a stomach ache without being preggers. It was really uncomfortable, so I went to the supermarket at 12am for saltines and ginger ale. While I was in line, the cashier says “Someone has an upset stomach. Those purchases are dead giveaways.” I laughed it off and then the woman in front of me says “When are you due?” Hun? Wha? WTF?!! Yo lady, don’t be sendin that pregnant mojo over here!! So I kindly said “Oh nooooo!! Not me! I am NOT pregnant.” and she says “Are you sure?” WHAT?!! Yo lady!! Back up off me!! For a second she made me stop and think! Man I couldn’t get out of that store fast enough. Now my best friend is talking bout I should get a pregnancy test. Haven’t we been down this road before? I had sex once and used a condom people!! Twice if you count round two in the morning, and once again I used a condom!!

Speaking of which, I’ve had sex a total of three/four times in the past year. That makes me so sad.